the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
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Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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