never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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