Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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