I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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