Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
well most of my day revolves around power hour
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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