i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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