Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
Randomize
