Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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