weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
there was a trapeze. enough said
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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