My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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