your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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