dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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