at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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a search helicopter?!
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
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IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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