I wish my penis had an off switch
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
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I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
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Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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