it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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