I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
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let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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