you mean i was at the winter classic?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
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i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
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