I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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