Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
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I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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