I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
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You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
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I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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