You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
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No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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