I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
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he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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