i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
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