I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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