Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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