420 ftw
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
This toilet bowl is my home.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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