did you get engaged???
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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