yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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