I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
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I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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