How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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