Your tits are I can't wait for
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
im about as happy as oj after his trial
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
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I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
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Im just a social blackout drinker.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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