I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
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shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
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I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
It can also be a hat.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?