Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
