yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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