ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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