Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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