That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I really enjoy how cavalier you're being about your chlamydia
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?