So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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