Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
i think i just lost a toe
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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