Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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