It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where is the hickey?
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
His nipple licking is glorious
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