Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
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Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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