We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
tell me about the fingering
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