I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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