I hate all girls vehemently.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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