the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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