how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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