Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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