Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Randomize