Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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