Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
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I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
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she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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