I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
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