We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
not ubering you a puppy
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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