and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
The beers last night were like the tears from god
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Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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