? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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