508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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