Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
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he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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