Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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